March 2012
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
February 2012
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
When someone takes a picture of me
anymannymore:
expectations
reality
Having homework over the weekend...
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
jamtards:
if no one puts ‘shes 18 and a beauty queen’ in my 18th birthday card im going to cry
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entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
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2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
How to start a fight online:
say your opinion,
wait.
When your mom is preparing your favorite meal
anymannymore:
me: Gets on tumblr in the morning
me: okay cool, updates, speculations about vriska/mindfang
me: wait what is mapcrunch
me: why is everyone searching the world for airports
me: what is this how did this happen overnight i'm so confused
