July 2011
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prayforrevenge:
if you get this i love you
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When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you...
the-virgin:
egyptianprincess:
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait and wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they’re all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
...
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whitecostumes asked: i just tried to get on the stardoll website and ended up here
LOL :)
LOL :)
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What if there was a band called "breaking up"?
dissolveintothedark:
every start of their concert, they’ll be all
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE BREAKING UP!”
and the audience will be all
“Wait, guise. I think they’re serious”
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When you do something cool...
missmyswagg:
And you know you can’t do it again…
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Please, people. Stop with the House hate.
bella-trix-not-swan:
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re...
when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are...
funniest-shit:
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like...
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Talent.
My record is 3 minutes :)
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