The sexy dance you do while trying to put on...
Elise: which cheetah girl?
Me: The black one...
Me: The one that isn't Raven....
Elise: The white one?
Me: THE BLACK ONE!
What if the House founders didn't have such cool...
you-just-got-marvolo-ed: whataboutneville: kokadee: “I’m from Gryffindor, what House are you from?” “Oh, you know, Steve.” HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG…. Steve wins the house cup again!
When someone takes a bad photo of you:
emelleah: -mochalatte: “Give me the fucking camera!” Or they will be like “i deleted it already” & you’re like: This is me. any photo. there is none of me in existence. Well, maybe two. but that’s it.
The place we were looking for since childhood...
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a...
theebreezyd: kennedythepedo: an-evening-with-dea: f1orella: a month a fuckin month? …… BYE MOM. i’m not doing health and social care at college but i can still babysit for youuuuuuuu
What people think I do at 3:00 in the morning
meme4u: yadumbfuckkk: What I actually do:
I went to my parents room and stood on the bed...
Best of Autocorrect
stopmeinmytracks: castielismyhomeboy: misha-cockins: extremelyverynotgood: poorlydressedhipster: Oh my god, this had me laughing so hard. OMFG REBLOGGING FROM THE GRAVE OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATH GHJSDGSDFG JUICY EASTER DICK MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD! D: XD
i coolameified my tumblr page.. ;D
GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL IN NEW YORK!
i hate those commercials that are like
mysippycup: natenunez: kendall-alexandra: pancakewithsquares: this is a poptart: and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel: BITCH, I LOVE POPTARTS. chocolate fudge poptarts are the greatest things ever poptarts are fucking amazing. forget those commercials ugh what gets me is that they are both made from the same company? its like its dissing its own product…
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….